If I’m getting out of the Salem area for an evening, I’m much more partial to head north towards Portland. But I’m all about ‘good mojo’ and going with the flow and that’s how I ended up here in Eugene. This is only my third visit since I’ve lived in Oregon. Honestly, I’ve never really been that fond of Eugene. To me, it’s just a bunch of oblivious hairy stoner hippies and brainwashed liberal college people that think they know everything. That being said, I’m determined to discard my superficial first impressions and keep an open mind.
Fro thinks it may be mild food poisoning. Ever since ‘Soul Food’ day at work, I’ve had issues. I ate a bunch of greasy Jack in the Box and half a pound of prunes last night hoping that would clear me out, no luck. Hydrogen sulfide and varying amounts of noxious methane are expanding like thunderclouds in my assmosphere. It’s the kind of gas that may not be gas at all. Very unpredictable. I ask myself, “Do I feel lucky?” I don’t, ever. I need a toilet, bad.